Sky Mall 2

Even more exciting inventions!

Sky Mall

I just love having Sky Mall in front of me when I'm bored on a plane. So much good material!

If you can't read the monitor one, it says "You can put one in his office, the secretary your husband is sleeping with can put one in your home!"

Milk

I saw some vegan meme on Facebook that had a picture of a cow and said "humans are the only animals who drink another animal's milk. Uhhh humans are sort of the only animals who do a lot of things. Communicating through speech? Only humans. Watching tv? Only humans. Building a tv? Also only humans. Flying airplanes? Humans. Landing on the moon? Humans. Creating and developing technology as we know it? Squirrels.... oh wait, nope also only something that humans do.

Humans are the only animal who drinks another animals milk. Yeah, no crap. Can you imagine a cheetah bounding through the African Savannah catching up to this terrified antelope who believes she's on the brink of death and then all of a sudden it drops her down to the ground and then just starts suckling from her teet? Calm down biotch I'm just thirsty for some creamy goodness.