Sooooo now I have to think of a new name for this blog that I don't write in (except for now and like 20 years ago when I last posted). I am no longer an accidental housewife- I'm employed! How exciting. Even more exciting is that I'm Preggerrrrrrzzzzzzz!!! Therefore, if you hate babies or don't want to read my (self-proclaimed) humorous comments about pregnancy, you can get back to taking meaningless quizzes on buzzfeed. After all, how else would you get an accurate answer to the ever-perplexing question of "What disney princess does your dog's puke look most like?" I got Ariel.
I've already read 18 million pregnancy blog posts from Pinterest. The differences between my blog and theirs are:
1) my blog will have no practical information whatsoever
2) my blog won't be ANNOYING AS HELL
Now that I've talked myself up so much, I just have to come up with content for this thing...
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